A Midwinter Soup Frenzy is a gathering of friends on the coldest night of the year, to partake in large quantities of hot soup, crusty bread and wine.
The Midwinter Soup Frenzy Movement is rapidly expanding. It is the fastest growing social movement of our time. If you join the movement we will be able to claim a growth rate of 100%. If you get a friend to join, together we can claim a staggering growth rate of 200%.
What exactly is a Midwinter Soup Frenzy?
The recipe for a Midwinter Soup Frenzy:
1)Gather 10 to 20 friends. Call this number N.
2)Purchase N/1.5 bottles of wine, red and white.
3)Purchase N/2 fresh crusty loaves of bread, preferably from Fervere bakery, the greatest bread bakery in the northern hemisphere. *
4)Cook N/5 gallons of two types of soup, creamy lentil and black bean. (You can always freeze leftovers).
Once these items are prepared, gather the group together on the coldest night of the year. In 2012, this will be January 28th. Feed the group the soup, bread (with butter or olive oil) and drink all of the wine. Toasts and invocations are encouraged. Congratulations! You are part of the Midwinter Soup Frenzy Movement!
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